Litter Demons

Hi,
We live on a lovely street. It is tree lined and dotted with grand homes. It is a quiet neighborhood and we love it. What we don't love are the pigs who think they can drive by and dump their trash out their car windows onto our lawn.

Why?
Why do they think that the world is their garbage can?
Why don't they dispose of their trash in a proper fashion, in their own disposal units at home?
Why do I have to clean up their mess?

We have come up with a great solution, all I need is my engineer husband to build it.

We need a camera at the end of our driveway to catch the license plate numbers as trash offenders drive by and dump on our lawn. Then, as their car is caught on video, the fun begins. They trigger a paintball gun to release as they drive away, leaving them with a reminder that every action has a reaction... You splash our property with refuse, we splash your car with a paintball parting party favor.... With any luck it leaves a dent or cracks a window too. Just a little reminder that you need to be respectful of others or pay the consequences. Last, but not least, the ticket arrives in the mail with a hearty fine for littering the streets of Yardley, PA.

We hope to patent the whole process.... Clean up the litterers and their debris plus help the township make a little cash on the whole thing. I think it's a win-win idea all around.

I bet we can sell a million of them too!

Xox
M